The Masked Uvalde Slim

I was just watching a clip on Youtube with the GREAT Terry Funk and Gordon Solie. Seems the yellow, fat, obnoxious egg sucking dog got run out of Georgia and decided to put on a stupid Mil Mascaras mask and come back as the masked Uvalde Slim. Well, no mask is going to cover up that rotund fat disgusting tub of goo and the big purple ring worm blotch on his gut. Everybody knew it was Dirty Rhodes. Funk knew it was Dirty Rhodes. Solie knew it was Dirty Rhodes and even all those people out there knew it was Dirty Rhodes the egg suckin dog. But they still carried on the charade. Goddamn that pisses me off. That fat goof got away with murder and real athletes like Terry Funk and Dory Funk Jr. had to put up with that big stupid gas bag talking out of the side of his mouth going "'a yuck yuck yuck" and "a yink yink yink". Well that fat sow took an ass beating, as usual and showed the whole world in that Omni that The Funk Family was superior, once again and that he was just a fat plumbers son.