Killer Karl Krupp

Look, I haven't been on this son of a bisch in ages. I even forgot about it. But then somebody said, "Hey Zom, f*ckface, what about the blog. Well people I gotta tell ya I haven't been watching much rassilin' lately cause it sucks so bad these days that I am hanging on my my fingernails with my interest going to shitty dick turdville daddy-O.

Anyway, if it wasn't for Youtube I'd probably have screwed the pooch by now. I was watching some clips the other day and I cam across Killer Karl Krupp. Now Killer Karl Krupp was a Nazi rassler who had a monicle, f*cked up teeth and a shaved head. He looked like a cross between Otto Skorzeny and Metal Mikey.



Krupp wrestled all over and goose stepped all over pussy boy babyfaces. He had a brain claw and that saw him matching his claw against Fritz Von Erichs 'Iron Claw' and the 'I took too many soma's' Claw of his boys. Krupp also spent a lot of time in The Maritimes promotion up somewhere above America known as Candada(?). He had a big time feud with The Beast who's family owned the territory. Guess who won the blow off of that feud everytime.



I really got to where I despised The Von Erich boys at least until they all died. So anytime somebody could smack the shit out of them I was happy.





I only wish that he would have squeeze Bronco Lubich and Fritz's nuts off. One of my favorite matches with KKK (Killer Karl Krupp and not Killer Karl Kox or The Ku Klux Klan) was Krupp vs Antonio Inoki. With all the pomp and circumstance of New Japan before the match it was cool to see Krupp when introduced raise his boot in a goosestepping motion to see 'INOKI' painted on the bottom of his jackboot! Just awesome.

Anyway, I wish Killer Karl Krupp was still wrestling today only so I could see him slap the claw on the ginorous ass of Nicole 'Coco' Austin. And then kick Ice-T in his fat gut and pin him with a knee to the throat all the while maintaining the claw on Coco's fat ass. 'nuff said.

Buck Robley

How full of shit is Buck Robley? Like most interviews I figure their is Robley's version, other peoples versions and some where in the middle is the truth. But seriously Robley has an almost megalomaniacal view of himself and of his friend/protege Bruiser Brody AKA Frank Goodish. I am not questioning Bucks abilities as a booker or his in ring ability or even that of Bruiser Brody but Buck just goes over the top with his bullshit. Everybody was scared of him. They were scared of his mind. They were scared of Brody. They were scared of him and Brody together. Nobody could beat up Brody and everybody was scared and would not challenge him in anyway.



He put the NWA World Heavyweight Belt on Brody and had him pin Ric Flair 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring and take the belt. He beat Danny Hodge for the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Title. He left territories even though they begged him to stay. Everybody screwed him over and over and over and over but they all needed him and brought him in. And as soon as he got a territory doing record business and completely turned it around they would screw him and he would quit.



Also Brody never hurt anybody... but then "he hit me with a chair so hard it almost drove me thru the mat". I mean seriously Robley would contradict himself over and over sometimes in the same sentence. And he would get caught in kayfabe several times. "I beat that Tommy Rich like a step child".



And lastly another contradiction and a huge one, he talks about how upset he was that his best friend Bruiser Brody was killed in Puerto Rico by Jose Gonzales and how he was going to go down there and get Gonzales. And then in the very next sentence he says Carlos Colon called him after Brody's murder and asks him to come down and book and Robley goes downa nd takes the job. He also says he was going to get Gonzales. Then he wanted to hear Gonzales version and if it wasn't right or if he didn't like it he was going to get him and then finally after not mentioning it he suddenly says that he did meet with Gonzales and heard his side and everything was OK.

I like Adrian Streets quote on Robley. When asked if he worked with Robley Street said that he did and that he told him right off the bat to his face that he didn't like him. "Why?" the interviewer asked, "let me just put it this way" Street said, "I don't like people who use drugs".

'The Big Cat' Ernie Ladd

'The Big Cat' Ernie Ladd had to be one of the funniest pro rasslers in the history of pro rasslin' daddy! First he tells it like it is about "that drunken indian" (Chief Jay Strongbow) .



Then he goes off about "the big dummy" (Andre The Giant):





Then Ernie tells it like it is about "them egg suckin' dogs" "talkin' out the side of their mouths". The Big Cat walked the way he wanted to walk and talked the way he wanted to talk.



Thunder Mouth (Thunderbolt Patterson) feels the sting of Ernies tongue "he comes out here a yink yink yink and a yonk yonk yonk! Talkin out the side of his mouth":





Ernie was the shit. R.I.P. Cat!

The Masked Uvalde Slim

I was just watching a clip on Youtube with the GREAT Terry Funk and Gordon Solie. Seems the yellow, fat, obnoxious egg sucking dog got run out of Georgia and decided to put on a stupid Mil Mascaras mask and come back as the masked Uvalde Slim. Well, no mask is going to cover up that rotund fat disgusting tub of goo and the big purple ring worm blotch on his gut. Everybody knew it was Dirty Rhodes. Funk knew it was Dirty Rhodes. Solie knew it was Dirty Rhodes and even all those people out there knew it was Dirty Rhodes the egg suckin dog. But they still carried on the charade. Goddamn that pisses me off. That fat goof got away with murder and real athletes like Terry Funk and Dory Funk Jr. had to put up with that big stupid gas bag talking out of the side of his mouth going "'a yuck yuck yuck" and "a yink yink yink". Well that fat sow took an ass beating, as usual and showed the whole world in that Omni that The Funk Family was superior, once again and that he was just a fat plumbers son.