Mad Dog Vachon

I first saw Maurice 'Mad Dog' Vachon when he was brought in as a partner for the fat egg suckin dog Dirty Rhodes in Georgia on WTBS' nation wide Georgia Championship Wrestling program. Dirty Rhodes was being picked on by the heel tag team that was running Georgia at the time Ole Anderson & Ivan Koloff. So the fat stupid son of a plumber Dirty Rhodes comes out talking out of the side of his mouth about having a partner to come in to help him. Well they showed a clip and I was blown away.



Now that wasn't the interview but it gives you some idea of what Mad Dog Vachon was all about. And if that didn't convince you then try this DADDY-O!:



That's right The Mad Dog is in the WWE Hall of Fame! He was an ass kicking French Candian who was a cross between The Tazmanian Devil and Satan himself! Mad Dog would often do inteviews with a chain link fence up in front of the camera. He would then smash tomatoes thru the cage to show how he was going to smash his opponents faces thru the cage. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mad Dog was also a The World Heavyweight Champion of the American Wreslting Association. He had many great battles with long time champ and owner of the AWA Verne Gagne and also blood baths with 'Da Crusher' (Reggie Lisowski). Mad Dog also liked his BEER! GRRRRRRRRRR!



And when he didn't feel like bailing out the fat yellow egg sucking dog Dirty Rhodes and when he got tired of winning all the singles titles he teamed with his brother Butcher Vachon as one of the GREATEST tag teams of all time:



And if you thought Mad Dog Vachon was a phony pro rassler and that a guy named Maurice couldn't be tough or that he was just a little short guy... well you better keep those thoughts to yourself! Maurice was on the Canadian Olympic Wrestling Team, he was one of the toughest street fighters in the history of Montreal and he was known for plucking out the eyeballs of his antagonist and hitting them like lightening and kicking their teeth out once they were down.

You pencil necked geeks can have your John Cena's, your namby pampy sissy boy Shawn Michaels or Hulk Hogans. Gimme THE MAD DOG! (I want to go bite a cage and push somebodys face thru it!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

The Masked Uvalde Slim

I was just watching a clip on Youtube with the GREAT Terry Funk and Gordon Solie. Seems the yellow, fat, obnoxious egg sucking dog got run out of Georgia and decided to put on a stupid Mil Mascaras mask and come back as the masked Uvalde Slim. Well, no mask is going to cover up that rotund fat disgusting tub of goo and the big purple ring worm blotch on his gut. Everybody knew it was Dirty Rhodes. Funk knew it was Dirty Rhodes. Solie knew it was Dirty Rhodes and even all those people out there knew it was Dirty Rhodes the egg suckin dog. But they still carried on the charade. Goddamn that pisses me off. That fat goof got away with murder and real athletes like Terry Funk and Dory Funk Jr. had to put up with that big stupid gas bag talking out of the side of his mouth going "'a yuck yuck yuck" and "a yink yink yink". Well that fat sow took an ass beating, as usual and showed the whole world in that Omni that The Funk Family was superior, once again and that he was just a fat plumbers son.

Maniac Mark Lewin

If you know Doctor Zom then you know that he has a strong dislike for a yellow egg suckin dog known as The American Dream Dusty Rhodes. And I took great joy growing up in seeing anybody beat Dirty Rhodes to a bloody pulp. One of my favorite men for the job was Maniac Mark Lewin. Mark was managed by Playboy Gary Hart and had been a great hero of mine from his days fighting 'The Sheik' in Detroit on Big Time Wrestling but it seems that something happened to Mark and he kind of got a little... fucked up.

Some say that Mark was in an auto accident others say that he put himself in a hypnotic state before a match. But Mark had changed and all for the better in my opinion. I think that it is possible that he just got tired of seeing that fat bloated yellow dog from Austin Texas running his mouth and lisping out from under that white afro about how great he was. I bought an 8 X 10 photo of 'Maniac' Mark Lewin pulling that fat hogs head back and drawing back ready to deliver a thrust from the end of his fingers into Dirty Rhodes throat. This picture proudly hung on my bedroom wall (until my asshole psycho dad tore it down).

'Maniac' Mark Lewin, you were one of my favorites heel or babyfaces but when you kicked the shit out of that Dirty Rhodes it made my heart swell with pride!

ps FUCK DUSTY RHODES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q7RQkZvoTg