Monday, June 7, 2010

I haven't been watching any new wrestling and haven't for years. What they put out today sucks ass. WWE is the only big game in town and they do everything the WWE way and make assholes after of everybody. HHH along with his fat wife and Sean Michaels run the show. I turned it on for a few minutes the other day and Jack Swiger actually had a hold on somebody down on the mat and was working it. I almost pissed my pants.

TNA is the worst shit I have ever seen that had that much money behind it and that much TV exposure. What a bunch of shit. Old farts who can't do shit and young morons who don't have a clue. OH but they do have the wunderkind AJ Styles who I have heard for 10 years is the greatest talent ever to put on wrestling tights. The fucker can't talk, he looks like Bob Backlund if Backlund was a gymnast instead of a rassler. This douche can do amazing matrix shit but guess what that doesn't mean shit and not of his bullshit means shit cause he does it so much and it is so unblievable.

The Dudleys: I watched these guys the other day in a 6 man and it was pathetic. They are fat, old and they are so washed up it is unbelievable.

Perenial jerkoffs Scott Hall, Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman have brought their tired as cool kid act (what are they 55?) to this shit swamp. Hulk Hogan is there with hips of a 90 year old and a knee of a 91 year old. And last but not least they have Vince Russo who must give Jeff Jarrett and Bob Carter the best blowjobs in the history of man cause this fucker sure as hell is a total failure but they keep on squeeziing the puss, shit and garbage out of him.

Anyway, just so I really sound like an old timer "wrestling today SUCKS!"

1 comment:

  1. I do watch WWE on occasion although I'm not as much of a die-hard as I was a few years ago. They've toned it down quite a bit and have a rated-PG image in order to appease their stock-holders... not to mention that Linda McMahon is involved in politics now. I can count on one hand the amount of "superstars" they have now that have the potential to be the top faces and heels in about a decade, which is pathetic.

    As far as TNA, they're fucking garbage. I tried watching it a few times, and I can never sit down and take their shit seriously. Their booking is terrible, and lately they've been pulling out all the stops to be exactly like WWE instead of making a name for themselves, which will hurt them in the long run. They brought in Hogan and Bischoff and moved to Monday Nights, thinking they were going to re-start the Monday Night Wars, and ironically they're ratings got WORSE, so they tucked their tail between their legs and went back to Thursday nights. Now Hogan and Bischoff are seemingly out of the picture and they're trying to recreate ECW's glory days with a bunch of washed-up hardcore wrestlers. Im as big an ECW fan as the next guy, but this isn't 1999 anymore.

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