Was just watching the late Dennis Coralluzo do an interview. What a unique individual. He was part carney, part gangster, part bullshitter and part loyal friend and heel ribber. Dennis fought many 'wars' against other indie promoters in the north east for years. He used his special brand of pulling pranks and harassment to play havok with opposing promoters shows and with wrestlers and 'smartmarks'. Dennis was the kind of guy that you either loved or you hated. But make no mistake he was somebody that you would have an opinion about one way or the other.
Dennis was a member of the National Wrestling Alliance during the end of its heyday and thru its downslide from national promotion to a collective or indie promoters running gym and bingo hall shows with a handful of has beens and never was beens. But of this group Dennis stood out. One reason was that he had good business sense and didn't over extend himself promising big money to veterans at the expense of the show making money like so many did. Dennis also knew the business and that not all veterans and big names meant drawing money in the north east.
This guy is hilarious to listen to with all his b.s., hot air and stories of the past. We lost Dennis way to soon and I think, though some may disagree, we lost a big asset to 'the business' and also the kind of guy that is needed in the future to
make wrestling what it was and what it should be.
R.I.P. Dennis Coralluzo
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
I haven't been watching any new wrestling and haven't for years. What they put out today sucks ass. WWE is the only big game in town and they do everything the WWE way and make assholes after of everybody. HHH along with his fat wife and Sean Michaels run the show. I turned it on for a few minutes the other day and Jack Swiger actually had a hold on somebody down on the mat and was working it. I almost pissed my pants.
TNA is the worst shit I have ever seen that had that much money behind it and that much TV exposure. What a bunch of shit. Old farts who can't do shit and young morons who don't have a clue. OH but they do have the wunderkind AJ Styles who I have heard for 10 years is the greatest talent ever to put on wrestling tights. The fucker can't talk, he looks like Bob Backlund if Backlund was a gymnast instead of a rassler. This douche can do amazing matrix shit but guess what that doesn't mean shit and not of his bullshit means shit cause he does it so much and it is so unblievable.
The Dudleys: I watched these guys the other day in a 6 man and it was pathetic. They are fat, old and they are so washed up it is unbelievable.
Perenial jerkoffs Scott Hall, Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman have brought their tired as cool kid act (what are they 55?) to this shit swamp. Hulk Hogan is there with hips of a 90 year old and a knee of a 91 year old. And last but not least they have Vince Russo who must give Jeff Jarrett and Bob Carter the best blowjobs in the history of man cause this fucker sure as hell is a total failure but they keep on squeeziing the puss, shit and garbage out of him.
Anyway, just so I really sound like an old timer "wrestling today SUCKS!"
TNA is the worst shit I have ever seen that had that much money behind it and that much TV exposure. What a bunch of shit. Old farts who can't do shit and young morons who don't have a clue. OH but they do have the wunderkind AJ Styles who I have heard for 10 years is the greatest talent ever to put on wrestling tights. The fucker can't talk, he looks like Bob Backlund if Backlund was a gymnast instead of a rassler. This douche can do amazing matrix shit but guess what that doesn't mean shit and not of his bullshit means shit cause he does it so much and it is so unblievable.
The Dudleys: I watched these guys the other day in a 6 man and it was pathetic. They are fat, old and they are so washed up it is unbelievable.
Perenial jerkoffs Scott Hall, Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman have brought their tired as cool kid act (what are they 55?) to this shit swamp. Hulk Hogan is there with hips of a 90 year old and a knee of a 91 year old. And last but not least they have Vince Russo who must give Jeff Jarrett and Bob Carter the best blowjobs in the history of man cause this fucker sure as hell is a total failure but they keep on squeeziing the puss, shit and garbage out of him.
Anyway, just so I really sound like an old timer "wrestling today SUCKS!"
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