Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Killer Karl Krupp

Look, I haven't been on this son of a bisch in ages. I even forgot about it. But then somebody said, "Hey Zom, f*ckface, what about the blog. Well people I gotta tell ya I haven't been watching much rassilin' lately cause it sucks so bad these days that I am hanging on my my fingernails with my interest going to shitty dick turdville daddy-O.

Anyway, if it wasn't for Youtube I'd probably have screwed the pooch by now. I was watching some clips the other day and I cam across Killer Karl Krupp. Now Killer Karl Krupp was a Nazi rassler who had a monicle, f*cked up teeth and a shaved head. He looked like a cross between Otto Skorzeny and Metal Mikey.



Krupp wrestled all over and goose stepped all over pussy boy babyfaces. He had a brain claw and that saw him matching his claw against Fritz Von Erichs 'Iron Claw' and the 'I took too many soma's' Claw of his boys. Krupp also spent a lot of time in The Maritimes promotion up somewhere above America known as Candada(?). He had a big time feud with The Beast who's family owned the territory. Guess who won the blow off of that feud everytime.



I really got to where I despised The Von Erich boys at least until they all died. So anytime somebody could smack the shit out of them I was happy.





I only wish that he would have squeeze Bronco Lubich and Fritz's nuts off. One of my favorite matches with KKK (Killer Karl Krupp and not Killer Karl Kox or The Ku Klux Klan) was Krupp vs Antonio Inoki. With all the pomp and circumstance of New Japan before the match it was cool to see Krupp when introduced raise his boot in a goosestepping motion to see 'INOKI' painted on the bottom of his jackboot! Just awesome.

Anyway, I wish Killer Karl Krupp was still wrestling today only so I could see him slap the claw on the ginorous ass of Nicole 'Coco' Austin. And then kick Ice-T in his fat gut and pin him with a knee to the throat all the while maintaining the claw on Coco's fat ass. 'nuff said.